Bubbles

Went to a 1 year old's birthday party today (why am I so grossed out by children with food all over their faces?). They had a bubble maker there which really entertained the kids. Naturally, as devoted pet owners we thought "Our pets are our kids. Surely they would go nuts over bubbles!"

Riiiiiiight.

 "Bubbles? Really? Am I supposed to be amused? I am not. I most certainly am not amused."

 "OHMYGOSH not bubbles! Get them away get them away GETTHEMAWAYAWAYAWAYY!"

"You people can be so annoying."

Wasn't me

I didn't get up on the kitchen table and eat all the cat food. 

You can't see me

I'm not sleeping in your bed.